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Compare retirement destinations

Sort by what matters to you, filter to Thailand or other countries, and see the honest downside of each. Orientation, not gospel — then dig into the guides.

Destination AffordabilityHealthcareVisa easeWarm climateEnglish spokenExpat communityEveryday safetyNear UK/Europe Honest downside
Pattaya (Thailand) ●●●●○●●●●○●●●●○●●●●●●●●●○●●●●●●●●●○●●○○○ Choose your area to avoid the busy central strip.
Chiang Mai (Thailand) ●●●●●●●●●○●●●●○●●●●○●●●●○●●●●●●●●●○●●○○○ Seasonal "burning season" air pollution.
Bangkok (Thailand) ●●●○○●●●●●●●●●○●●●●●●●●●○●●●●●●●●○○●●○○○ Big-city pace, traffic and pollution.
Portugal ●●●○○●●●●○●●●○○●●●○○●●●●○●●●●○●●●●●●●●●● Cooler and pricier than SE Asia.
Phuket (Thailand) ●●●○○●●●●○●●●●○●●●●●●●●●○●●●●○●●●●○●●○○○ Pricier and very touristy in parts.
Spain ●●●○○●●●●●●●●○○●●●○○●●●○○●●●●○●●●●○●●●●● Higher cost; non-EU visa hurdles.
Philippines ●●●●○●●●○○●●●●○●●●●●●●●●●●●●●○●●●○○●●○○○ Healthcare and safety vary by area.
Mexico ●●●●○●●●●○●●●○○●●●●○●●●○○●●●●○●●●○○●●●●○ Safety varies greatly by region.
Hua Hin (Thailand) ●●●●○●●●○○●●●●○●●●●○●●●○○●●●○○●●●●○●●○○○ Quieter — some find it sleepy.
Vietnam ●●●●●●●●○○●●○○○●●●●○●●●○○●●●○○●●●●○●●○○○ Visas are less retiree-friendly.

Ratings are illustrative editorial orientation (1–5, higher = more favourable for a retiree), not precise data. Verify anything that matters for your decision.